Spock: Captain, I have detected an anomalous substance on the bow of Enterprise. It appears to be some form of aerosol-applied pigment.
Kirk: Thank you, Mister Spock. Scotty, can you determine, the nature, of this anomaly?
Scott: Aye, I'll do my best Captain, but I canna change the laws of physics.
Kirk: Bones, can you gather, a sample, of the anomaly?
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a janitor!
Chekov: Keptin, the Womulan wessel is appwoaching!
Kirk: Not now Mister Chekov, we may, be under attack, by something, far more, insidious.
Computer: Welcome to Macintosh Captain.
Sulu: (Thinking) One again they give me no lines.